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Puerto Rican Man in New York, Pissed Because ‘Hispanic’ Is Not a Race
I thought I had heard everything about the 2010 Census, including NALEO’s efforts to get us off our tía’s couch and the Jesus-Caesar Augustus connection. But this one takes the cake: Turns out a Puerto...
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Today’s WSJ Wants You to Read all About Los U.S.A.
From today’s paper. Read the Journal’s Census story here:
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Univision Realizes Not all Hispanics Eat Tamales, Speak Only Spanish, Watch...
You can love or hate Univision; but one thing is certain: The message the network wants to send out to the world has changed radically from the years of Perenchio and his lieutenants, when talking...
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Obama Courts ‘Influential Hispanics,’ Fails to Invite this Blogger to White...
President Barack Obama is smart enough to know that it takes more than eating a burrito and posing next to some Mariachi-clad dude to court U.S. Hispanics. That is why, POTUS this week lured a bunch...
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Target Corp. Missed Some Crucial Insights About Hispanics
Some Hispanics (including myself, above pictured) do like to wear hats and funky dresses while cooking inedible stuff using the Guatemalan flag and a poster of a Flamenco dancer as background. Don’t...
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Here’s How We Plan to Take Over the U.S. [Part II]
I said this in 2008 and I’ll say it again: Hispanics are a resourceful bunch and have crafted a brilliant master plan to take over the U.S: It’s quite simple, come to think about it: Reproduce quickly...
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The National Pork Board Wants Hispanics to be Inspired by Pork
The national organization known as the National Pork Board this week launched a Spanish-language version of its popular Pork Be Inspired website, inexplicably called Pork te inspira. And I say...
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What Else Were you Going to call a Mexican Restaurant?
Call me crazy, but I think calling your Mexican restaurant Illegal Pete’s might not be a super terrific idea. Still, founder Pete Turner seems unaffected by the “fury” of about 50 people demanding a...
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This Photo Proves Hispanics are Cleaner than Non-Hispanics
(Either that, or the majority of patrons at this Hispanic bodega are not able to understand English) Via: Reddit
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Hispanic Jeb Bush Is the Best Thing on Twitter Right Now
My mistake! Don’t think I’ve fooled anyone! RT @JebBushJr LOL – come on dad, think you checked the wrong box #HonoraryLatino — Jeb Bush (@JebBush) abril 6, 2015 Unless you live under a rock, in a...
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H is for ‘Hispanics:’ Hillary Really Wants your [Hispanic] Vote
Hillary Clinton, aka the wife of the non-inhaler former President of the United States, on Sunday formally announced her second run for the White House. But she did it in the most millennial fashion:...
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‘Hispanic Democrats for Trump’ Launches Ad Campaign
Luckily for this blogger, the world has become a much more entertaining place since famous, rich person Donald Trump (aka El Trompo) decided to declare war on my people (i.e. The Mexicans). Thanks to...
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This Ad Campaign Features ‘El Trumpo’ under the Threat of Dangerous Latinos
Miami-based Zubi advertising — which works for clients including Ford, Chase and American Airlines — has been making sure to operate under one simple motto: Erase Stereotypes. So, in hopes of making...
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Yeah, Hispanic Scholarships Sound like a Swell Idea, but Right Now We Need a...
Attention, New York Hispanics! The Hispanic Scholarship Fund is offering help to “prepare, plan and pay for your children’s university,” which is, like, great, but let’s be honest: Chances are you’re...
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Hispanic Heritage Month is Finally Over; Now Back to your Regular Programming
I don’t know you, but I was frankly getting tired of all this “Hispanics are great,” “Hispanics are awesome,” “We are all Mexicans” rhetoric. Luckily, the month-long marketing fiesta known as Hispanic...
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You, Guys! ‘Ethnic Halloween’ Season is Here!
Not sure how this qualifies as a ‘costume,’ but whatev… Somehow the people over at Spirit Halloween think that wearing the Mexican flag or wrapping it around your body is a good Halloween costume idea....
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¡Pum, pum! NRA Enlists Venezuelan Former Olympic Shooter, so Hispanics Can...
The huge power of my people (i.e. “The Hispanics”) is not lost on the National Rifle Association (NRA,) which has tapped a Venezuelan gun enthusiast as part of its new national ad campaign: Freedom...
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This Guy Wanted to Build a Wall in his Restaurant Because Hispanics Don’t Tip 😂
“Give MI a break,” says Wayte. Poor Steve Wayte. The owner of a weirdly named sushi restaurant in California is under fire after making a joke that some of my people (i.e. Fast & Furious Hispanics)...
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This Super PAC Claims Hot Latinas are ‘Huge’ Fans of Trump. Fact Check: No,...
A Trump Super PAC is using the hashtag #HispanicsBreakTheInternet to help spread the word that Trump is HUGE among my people (i.e. The Hot Latinas.) As a spicy member of such a collective, I can tell...
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